"Never above you, never below you, always beside you." — Walter Winchell
What is Neurosimplicity?
The term neuromuscular refers to the relationship between your nervous system and muscles, creating movement and sensing the environment around you. I’m here to simplify that relationship for you.
Soria
Office Queen (Soria pronounced like Maria but with an S)
Many things describe Soria. Fiercely loyal wife. Book lover. Accounting and data organizer extraordinaire. Spreadsheet junkie. An old fashioned self made woman. These things are only overshadowed by her passion to help those who truly wish to help themselves. Soria handles all things business related for Neurosimplicity, most importantly translating ideas from Evan into functional business practices. She’s been heard saying “I’m the brains so Evan can be the best technician he can be for you”. When she’s not being superwoman for Neurosimplicity Soria has been working her magic as a Production and Business Manager for a local aerospace company for 6+ years.
Evan
Hope Dealer. Lifts heavy things including your spirits.
With nearly 20 years of experience, Evan offers thoughtful, results-driven massage therapy focused on helping clients feel more balanced and comfortable in their bodies. He specializes in prenatal and postnatal massage, providing calm, supportive care through pregnancy, birth, and recovery. Evan believes in educating clients along the way—because the goal is lasting relief through self care, not just a good hour on the table.
Outside the treatment room, Evan is a devoted husband and lifelong problem-solver. Known for fixing anything from cars, homes, dogs, and people—sometimes all in the same weekend—he’s happiest when he’s working with his hands and brain. He also enjoys camping, spending time outdoors with his wife and 3 dogs, and passing along his knowledge to future massage therapists.
